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Wake Up, Crackhead!
Friday, March 26, 2010
Crackhead Loser
She said, "OMG, I lost the emerald bracelet that he gave me when our daughter was born. When do you think should I tell him it's lost?"
Wake up, crackhead! Tell him in late Nev-tember.
Elitist Crackhead
He said, "Yes, I went to Harvard, but it's not like I watch Masterpiece Theater or anything."
Wake up, crackhead!
Nobody
watches Masterpiece Theater.
Nursery Crackhead
...Four and twenty blackbirds,
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing;
Wasn't that a dainty dish,
To set before the king?
Wake up, crackhead! Baked birds don't sing!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Grammy Award-Winning Crackhead
Amy Winehouse says she is doing great, and that her family should let her live her own life.
Wake up, crackhead!
Friday, March 19, 2010
Farmer Crackhead
We're looking for a new house, and we went to a showing in a rural area. I loved the house, but the horse and goat come with it, no exceptions. I don't care, I want the house.
Wake up, crackhead! I can't take care of a horse and a goat!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Crackhead Jedi
My kid was running around with a giant stick. I yelled "Hey! Stop pretending that stick is a sword!"
He looked at me like, "Wake up, crackhead! It's a
lightsaber
."
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Crackhead, Eh?
While we were watching the closing ceremonies of the Olympics, someone said "Why does this show suck so bad?"
Wake up, crackhead. It's Canada.
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