Social Crackhead

I just logged on to Facebook. It was all fucked up. I tried to figure it out but people were all "Wake up, crackhead! Google+ is where it's at!" I couldn't figure out that one either. So I just settled on Twitter for now.

Crackhead Support Line

I lost a bunch of digital photos. "That's okay," I thought, "I've backed them all up online. Oh wait, the photos aren't there either." So I called the backup service to find out why.

Tech support: What's the problem?

Me: My photos are gone from the online backup, too.

Tech support: Did you unplug the external drive?

Me: Well, yeah.

Tech support: Wake up, crackhead! This is a backup service, not an archiving service.