Crackhead, It's Better Than Yours

He started to put the toddler's sippy cup straw in the dishwasher. It looked like there was still some liquid in the straw, and I told him so. "No, it's clean," he said. I grabbed the straw and sipped it to prove that I was right and guess what? Curdled milk tastes like vomit. I spit it out into the sink and said "See?!" Wake up crackhead, there's still some in there!